Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
- Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
- Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
- Monica: I was in too much pain.
- Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole!
- Chandler: And then Joey remembered something...
- Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
- Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?
- Phoebe, Rachel: Eww!
- Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...
- Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww!
- Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
- Chandler: [moan] Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
- Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.
- Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to.
- Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.
- Joey: [opening teaser, with flashback scenes throughout] Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and... I don't really know what happened with that. Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler, and he couldn't let it go, and... I don't really know what happened with that, either. Oh! And then Ross' new girlfriend Bonnie shows up, and Rachel convinced her to shave her head, and then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl, and... I don't know what happened there, either. You know what? Hold on, lemme go get Chandler.