Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Joey: Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
- Monica: Alright, alright. I got stung. I got stung bad. I couldn't stand. I couldn't walk.
- Chandler: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
- Monica: I was in too much pain.
- Joey: And I was tired from digging a huge hole!
- Chandler: And then Joey remembered something...
- Joey: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
- Ross: Wait a minute, I saw that, on the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish, and how if you... Eww! You peed on yourself?
- Phoebe, Rachel: Eww!
- Monica: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So...
- Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Eww!
- Joey: Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
- Chandler: [moan] Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now, do it, do it, do it, do it now! Sometimes late at night I can still hear the screaming.
- Joey: That's cause sometimes I scream it through my wall just to freak you out.
- Rachel: Maybe there's someone you can talk to.
- Monica: Yeah like who? There's no group for people like us.