Matthew Perry credited as playing...
Chandler Bing
- Chandler: Let's get some perspective, here! These things, they happen for a reason!
- Monica Geller: Yeah: YOU!
- Rachel: Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!
- Ross: He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?
- Chandler: Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.
- Rachel: Well, let me read it!
- Ross, Chandler, Joey: NO.
- Rachel: Come ON!
- Joey: Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?
- Chandler: All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.
- Ross: That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!
- Chandler: [trying to make up a story, so he wouldn't have to read the list he, Ross and Joey made] It was summer. And it was hot. Rachel was tehre. A lonely gray couch! "Oh, look!", cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever. The end!