David Schwimmer credited as playing...
Dr. Ross Geller
- Ross: [Rachel confronts Ross about the list] Okay, but look at the other side. Look at what it says about Julie.
- Rachel Green: [Reads] "She's not Rachem"?
- Ross: No!
- Rachel Green: What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?
- Rachel: Ross! Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see!
- Ross: He won't he won't. Because, isn't that, the short story, you were writing?
- Chandler: Yes, yes it is, the short story... that I was writing.
- Rachel: Well, let me read it!
- Ross, Chandler, Joey: NO.
- Rachel: Come ON!
- Joey: Hey, uh, why don't you read it... to her?
- Chandler: All right! Uh... It was summer... and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely grey couch. "Oh look!" cried Ned. And then, the kingdom was his forever THE END.
- Ross: That's it that's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the whole world!