Courteney Cox credited as playing...
Monica Geller
- Chandler Bing: [on the phone] Hi Janice, hold on
- [puts the phone to his chest]
- Chandler Bing: what do I do?
- Rachel Green: I don't know
- Monica Geller: If we did, what you did, no man would ever call us again, act like you just woke up, be sleepy
- Rachel Green: And grumpy
- Chandler Bing: Stop naming dwarfs!
- Monica Geller: Why are you being such a weenie? So he plays with a doll. You used to dress up like a woman.
- Dr. Ross Geller: What?
- Monica Geller: You used to dress up in Mom's clothes. You had the pink hat and the little pink bag.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You're making this up!
- Monica Geller: How can you not remember? You made us call you "Bea".
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh God!
- Susan Bunch: I've literally never been so happy.
- Monica Geller: Wasn't there a song?
- Carol Willick: Please let there be a song.
- Monica Geller: [sings] My name's Bea, I drink tea...
- [She follows Ross who locks himself in the bathroom]
- Monica Geller: Won't you, won't you, won't you...
- [opens the door]
- Monica Geller: ...Won't you dance around with me?
- Monica Geller: Has anyone seen my left boob?
- Joey Tribbiani: I love that movie!
- Monica Geller: [Spotting Joey resting his head on it, and taking it back] There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
- Joey Tribbiani: Sorry. It felt nice...
- Monica Geller: See, this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
- Phoebe Buffay: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
- Chandler Bing: [Phoebe starts writing down a message on Chandler's neck] Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
- Monica Geller: [Smugly] Oh, so now you want a pad.