Matt LeBlanc credited as playing...
Joey Tribbiani
- Joey Tribbiani: The casting director doesn't talk to friends! She only talks to agents!
- Phoebe Buffay: What a sad little life she must lead.
- Joey Tribbiani: I've never been through the tunnel myself because the way I understand it, you can't go through it if you have more than one girl in the car but the way I see it, you face your fears same as anything else, you've got a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building, you've got a fear of bugs, get a bug, in your case you've got a fear of commitment so you go in there and be the most committed guy there was
- Rachel Green: Amazingly that actually makes sense
- Chandler Bing: Really?
- Joey Tribbiani: Sure jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind
- Chandler Bing: I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm going to be peeing every which way
- Phoebe Buffay: Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
- Joey Tribbiani: I didn't get it?
- Phoebe Buffay: No. They said you '"... weren't believable as a human being." So, you can work on that.