Maggie Wheeler credited as playing...
Janice Litman-Goralnik
- Janice Litman: Chandler?
- Chandler Bing: [trying to be aloof] Hello Janice
- Janice Litman: What are you doing here?
- Chandler Bing: Shopping, how have you been?
- Janice Litman: Are you being British?
- Chandler Bing: No, not anymore
- Janice Litman: You don't live in the neighborhood, were you waiting for me?
- Chandler Bing: Ya huh I'm just picking up some things for a party
- Janice Litman: Barleyi? What kind of a party serves barley?
- Chandler Bing: Sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours
- Janice Litman: Where is this party?
- Chandler Bing: Right here in Chelsea?
- Janice Litman: Who's it for?
- Chandler Bing: A woman
- Janice Litman: A woman? What's this woman's name?
- Chandler Bing: Chelsea?
- Janice Litman: One of two things is happening here, either you're seeing another woman which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet or you're pretending to be seeing a woman which is so pathetic it makes me want to cry here in the cereal aisle, which of these guys do you want to be?
- [A man walks past]
- Chandler Bing: Can I be that guy?