Hank Azaria credited as playing...
Harold Zoid
- Harold Zoid: People, people please, just because its a dramatic scene doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background.
- Harold Zoid: So, you want to be a comedian, is it?
- Dr. Zoidberg: It's my life long dream.
- Harold Zoid: Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
- Calculon: I told you I want an Oscar!
- Bender: Then maybe you should act better.
- Calculon: The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative community.
- Harold Zoid: How about we rig the awards?
- Calculon: That's fine too.
- Calculon: [to Bender] You listen to me, I'm out a million bucks here! You get me that Oscar, or you're dead! You and these sniveling lobsters. Dead, you hear me? DEEAADD!
- [Calculon leaves, as Bender and Zoidberg shake in fear]
- Harold Zoid: Oy, NOW he emotes!
- Harold Zoid: Thank you, thank you so much. You know through all my ups and downs, I always thought the most important thing in life was to win an Oscar. But tonight I realized what's really important is to win two Oscars. I'm kidding I'm kidding. What really matters is that people care about you, whether it's a whole crowd or just one die hard fan.
- Harold Zoid: All right, that's a wrap everybody. I'm gonna see you all at the premiere. Which by the way, when is?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Well, editing is a long and expensive process. But we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.