Maurice LaMarche credited as playing...
Calculon • Academy Awards Announcer
- Calculon: Are you my hot water heater?
- Bender: No, I'm Bender. We met once, remember?
- Calculon: Absolutely not.
- Bender: Come on, don't you remember how much I bugged you? Don't you? 'Cause it was a lot. You remember, right?
- Calculon: Look, I'm programmed to be very busy. Unless you can heat water to 212 degrees, I'm not interested.
- [closes door; Bender knocks again]
- Calculon: Have you got an extra GOTO 10 line? I said I don't need a bender.
- Bender: Bender? That was the other guy. My name's Boiler.
- [cut to Bender serving as water boiler for Calculon's shower]
- Calculon: Nice work, Boiler.
- Bender: Thanks. And call me Bender.
- Calculon: I told you I want an Oscar!
- Bender: Then maybe you should act better.
- Calculon: The Oscar isn't about acting. It's about earning the respect and admiration of the creative community.
- Harold Zoid: How about we rig the awards?
- Calculon: That's fine too.
- Calculon: [to Bender] You listen to me, I'm out a million bucks here! You get me that Oscar, or you're dead! You and these sniveling lobsters. Dead, you hear me? DEEAADD!
- [Calculon leaves, as Bender and Zoidberg shake in fear]
- Harold Zoid: Oy, NOW he emotes!
- Calculon: 400 categories, and not a single nomination for me.
- Dr. Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe.
- Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards!
- Calculon: Let me see the script.
- [after reading for a second]
- Calculon: No, I don't like the font. Wait. "Harold Zoid". Was this written by 'the' Harold Zoid?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Written and Xeroxed.
- Academy Award Presenter: And the nominees for Best Soft Drink Product Placement are... Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation, They Call Me Mr. Pibb, and Snow White and the Seven-ups.