Billy West: Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg • ...
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Futurama
Billy West credited as playing...
Philip J. Fry • Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth • Dr. Zoidberg • Humorbot 5.0
- Bender: That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Bender, you said 'wink, wink' out loud.
- Bender: No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
- Philip J. Fry: Well, we missed the premiere, and we're gonna die. Might as well enjoy the sights.
- [a Neanderthal skeleton floats past the window]
- Philip J. Fry: Oh, my God! Sylvester Stallone!
- Harold Zoid: So, you want to be a comedian, is it?
- Dr. Zoidberg: It's my life long dream.
- Harold Zoid: Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
- Calculon: 400 categories, and not a single nomination for me.
- Dr. Zoidberg: But you won this Golden Globe.
- Calculon: Piffle! That's the Emmy of movie awards!
- Dr. Zoidberg: What category are they on?
- Bender: They're giving out the minor technical awards. I think they're up to Writing.
- Waiter: What can I get you gentlemen?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Is bread free?
- Waiter: Yeah.
- Dr. Zoidberg: We'll split an order.
- Calculon: Let me see the script.
- [after reading for a second]
- Calculon: No, I don't like the font. Wait. "Harold Zoid". Was this written by 'the' Harold Zoid?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Written and Xeroxed.
- Humorbot 5.0: So I says, "Super collider? I just met her."
- [Audience laughs]
- Humorbot 5.0: And then they built the super collider. Thank you, you've been a great audience.
- Waiter at Elzars: What can I get you?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Is bread free?
- Waiter at Elzars: Yes.
- Dr. Zoidberg: We'll split an order.
- Harold Zoid: All right, that's a wrap everybody. I'm gonna see you all at the premiere. Which by the way, when is?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Well, editing is a long and expensive process. But we spent all the money on pies, so it'll be ready Friday.