George Lopez credited as playing...
George Lopez
- George Lopez: Look, Angie, I know I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. I am gonna kill Carmen!
- Angie Lopez: I am tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting. WE are gonna kill Carmen!
- George Lopez: Come on, Angie. Last year when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.
- Angie Lopez: [after George and Benny see Noah kissing a guy] He's a jock. He's probably afraid to come out, so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
- Benny: I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...
- George Lopez: Mom!
- George Lopez: [to Carmen] Your boyfriend's in the closet.
- Carmen Lopez: Oh, my God!
- [the closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out; George doesn't notice]
- George Lopez: I know, I don't like it either, but just because Noah's gay...
- [Zack gets back into the closet slowly]
- George Lopez: ... it has nothing to do with you.
- George Lopez: [after seeing Noah kiss a guy] Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!
- Noah: Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys were really nice to me, and your mother. I really enjoyed meeting your mother.
- George Lopez: Enough of your lies, get out!
- [shoves Noah out the door\mocks Noah]
- George Lopez: "I enjoyed meeting your mother." Taya loca! "Enjoyed meeting your mother!"