Victor French credited as playing...
Agent 44
- Agent 44: [hiding in a funnel] What took you so long to get here?
- Maxwell Smart: Well, first of all, we had to decode that secret message you left on the porthole.
- Agent 44: Was it hard? You know, secret messages are one of my specialties.
- Maxwell Smart: I've seen harder...
- Agent 99: [lying] Max figured it out right away.
- Agent 44: You did? Well you wait until next time. I've got a humdinger. You'll never get it!
- Maxwell Smart: What are you talking about, 44? What good is a secret message if n one cn understand it?
- Agent 44: Listen, 86, I don't have much fun on this job. There's no mingling with the glamorous passengers. No deck tennis. No gala evenings at the captain's table. No, no, not for me.
- Maxwell Smart: Take it easy, 44, take it easy!
- Agent 44: I mean, a spy can only take so muuch. Funnels and portholes and sleeping in the cargo hold. Hiding, always hiding. I want to come in from the cold.