Alan Hale Jr. credited as playing...
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby • Agent 1 • Mom
- Gilligan: [the Skipper is dressed like he's Gilligan's mother in the dream sequence, and after serving a bowl of soup to him] You're not my mother.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Still in character as his mom] How'd you figure that out?
- Gilligan: Because my mother makes me wash my hands before I eat, and besides my mother was a woman!
- [Yanks the Skipper's wig off, and points his gun at him]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [No longer in character] Alright, Agent 014, what do you plan to do? Kill me!
- Gilligan: Nah, that's too easy! I got a better idea!
- [Motions to the chair]
- Gilligan: Sit down at the table! EAT YOUR SOUP! AND DON'T SPILL A DROP!
- [the Skipper hesitantly does so]
- Gilligan: [Describing the dream and what everyone was in it] You Skipper. You were my mother.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Stunned] I was your mother?
- [Gilligan nods, then Skipper starts to laugh it off]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Wow, imagine how bad your father must've felt!
- Gilligan: [after finding a key in the briefcase that unlocks the handcuffs] Professor I don't have to worry about enemy spies showing up and killing me!
- Professor Roy Hinkley: [Looking at the contents of the briefcase] No, I don't think we have to worry about enemy spies showing up at all.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Huh? You mean these are not vital United States Defense Plans?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: These are vital Defense Plans alright. From World War I.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: World War I?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Yes, that case must have been floating around in the Pacific for over fifty years.