Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai: You don't take off without telling Mommy!
- Rory: I love that I didn't have to clear it with you to go on spring break but I had to clear it with you to come home.
- Lorelai: I had visions of you being swallowed by a whale, or taking off with some surfers to go chase the perfect wave and not inviting *me*.
- Lorelai: I over slept again.
- Jason Stiles: I know.
- Lorelai: Why didn't you get me up?
- Jason Stiles: I tried and you bit me.
- Lorelai: I did not bite you.
- [he shows her his hand]
- Lorelai: I did bite you... cool!
- Rory: Hey, was I supposed to clear this with you first?
- Lorelai: Clear what with me?
- Rory: Going away.
- Lorelai: Oh. I don't know.
- Rory: I mean, I don't live here any more, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.
- Lorelai: Ah, well, I think as long as I know now, and I feel as if I have veto power, we're good.
- Rory: You have veto power?
- Lorelai: No. I feel as if I have veto power. Very different statement.
- Rory: Got it.