Liza Weil credited as playing...
Paris Geller
- Paris: Rory will you just wait. How was I?
- Rory: What?
- Paris: As a kisser, how was I?
- Rory: [incredulous] Oh, man!
- Paris: Well, I always wanted to know. You can't really ask a guy that because it's a sign of low self-esteem which I read in a magazine is really not sexy. So, be honest. How was I when I kissed you? Was I too stiff? Too forceful? Do I need to relax my lips a little, maybe open my mouth a little more? Make it more inviting?
- Rory: I need some fresh air.
- Rory: I'm so cold. What I would do to stay warm.
- Paris: It's warm in Florida.
- Rory: What?
- Paris: Nothing.
- Rory: No, did you say Florida?
- Paris: No. Err... yes.
- Rory: Are you serious?
- Paris: Maybe.
- Rory: But it's Spring Break.
- Paris: I know.
- Rory: It's Girls Gone Wild, and Boys Doin' the Twist. We're not Spring Break people, are we?
- Paris: I don't know what we are. But the thought of spending a week with a bunch of drunken college bimbos and rattle-headed frat boys is a great payoff for staying warm.
- Rory: Warm...
- Madeline Lynn: [referring to Louise] We've found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys. Free drinks, food. T-shirts, boat rides. Frisbees. Earrings, sea-doos...
- Rory: Okay, that is a good tip.
- Paris: Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid