Alexis Bledel credited as playing...
Rory Gilmore
- Lane Kim: I am. I have decided to make this whole Seventh Day Adventist College experience a good one. I'm gonna look on the bright side, find the silver lining, and make myself some lemonade.
- Lorelai: Well, good for you.
- Rory: The campus looks pretty.
- Lorelai: Very pretty.
- Lane Kim: It's got two huge parks with gardens and lakes.
- Lorelai: Two parks.
- Lane Kim: One for boys and one for girls.
- Rory: Huh.
- Lane Kim: And you know, I had originally thought that this was gonna be a suffocating place with out of date rules and insane restrictions, but boy was I wrong. For example, curfew is up to 9:30. 9:45 if you're going for your Masters. Makeup will be permitted, as long as it identically matches your skin tone. And owning a Rolling Stones CD is no longer grounds for expulsion. You can work the demerits off in the campus clean-up crew.
- Lorelai: [still in disbelief] There's a separate park for boys?
- Lane Kim: [realizing] My life is over.
- Lorelai: Okay, I'm sorry. I just, I finally realized that I can't do this anymore. I can't come back here anymore, I'm done.
- Rory: Well, I'm sorry. I never should've asked you to pick me up.
- Lorelai: It's okay. It's good, actually. Now I can stop feeling guilty for not talking to them. I can go back to the way things were before. We share a nose and that's it.
- Rory: [Lorelai stops the car at the red light] Oh, I can't believe you stopped.
- Lorelai: I can't believe you wanted me to go.
- Rory: There's no one around.
- Lorelai: Now no one's around, but the second I run that light, a police car, four helicopters, the Canadian mounties and the crew of Cops jump out of a dumpster and I'm toast.
- Rory: Paranoid.
- Lorelai: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, my friend.