Rob Estes credited as playing...
Jimmy Mariano
- Jimmy: I can't take you in, I can't raise you.
- Jess: Raise me? I'm 18, I'm raised! I can vote, I can be drafted, it's a little late to throw me a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles birthday party!
- Jimmy: I thought you didn't come here to bust my balls!
- Jess: I didn't.
- Jimmy: Well then put the bat down!
- Jess: I don't need a daddy, I just need a place to crash!
- Jimmy: Do you understand that it's only in the last five years I even started to put my life together? You don't want to be around me, I am a screw-up! That is my genetic code.
- Jess: Well the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
- Jimmy: Don't say that, you're young, you can do anything you want.
- Jess: A month, just let me stay a month!
- Jimmy: Are you listening? I have nothing to offer you, nothing!
- Jess: You have nothing? I have nothing! I have no place to go! I can't stay at Luke's, I can't stay in Stars Hollow, my mother's a wack job! I mean, you're saying you're this loser and what- you don't want to take me off this terrific path I'm headed down right now? I'm not graduating high school! I don't know what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life but something's telling me I better find out soon or I'm gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!