Kelly Bishop credited as playing...
Emily Gilmore
- Emily Gilmore: Her lawyer knows we asked for this deposition. How do you think it's going to look when you refuse to testify for your own mother?
- Lorelai: Like it's none of my business.
- Emily Gilmore: Oh, and I'm sure the twelve rocket scientists they assemble as a jury of my peers will see it that way.
- Lorelai: Honestly, Mom, I doubt they'll be able to find twelve people in the state of Connecticut who haven't been fired by you.
- Emily Gilmore: [On the phone with her lawyer] Tomorrow morning is completely unacceptable. It's unacceptable because I'm paying you three hundred dollars an hour. So turn that little near-luxury car around, go back to your office, and fax me that libelous scrap of paper.
- Lorelai: Ask him if he can pick up some ice cream, too.
- Emily Gilmore: That was our lawyer, calling to inform me that one of our former maids is suing for wrongful dismissal.
- Lorelai: Hmm
- Emily Gilmore: You might at least act surprised.
- Lorelai: It's not the first time, is it?
- Emily Gilmore: It most certainly is!
- Lorelai: Really?
- Emily Gilmore: Yes, really!
- Lorelai: Well, then I'm surprised!