Alexis Bledel credited as playing...
Rory Gilmore
- Jess Mariano: You got enough songs?
- Dave Rygalski: We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name.
- Brian: I've made my suggestion.
- Zack: Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next.
- Brian: So yours is better?
- Zack: Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy.
- Brian: I run out of breath every time I say it.
- Zack: You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
- Dave Rygalski: Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness.
- Brian: Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long.
- Zack: Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
- Dave Rygalski: Do you guys have any suggestions?
- Rory: We wouldn't dare.
- Rory: Here they are, Star Hollow's rockingest band - although they're not all from Stars Hollow, but, they um, they practice here, so we kind of consider them our own - here they are - what's your name?
- Zack: Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.
- Dave Rygalski: The Chops - Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.
- Zack: The Chops.
- Rory: The
- [coughs, mumbles]
- Rory: !