Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai: So, what's going on with Luke here?
- Sookie: I don't know, I've been keeping my distance because of what happened.
- Lorelai: What happened?
- Sookie: Well, he was lying on the floor pretty much like that, tinkering in the stuff back there and I got down and leaned in to see what he was doing, and after a while I realized that the whole time, my hand was on his butt.
- Lorelai: Sookie!
- Sookie: It was an accident.
- Lorelai: Its getting very Cinemax at night in here.
- Sookie: It was embarrassing.
- Lorelai: Uh huh, so... how was it?
- Sookie: His butt?
- Lorelai: Yeah.
- Sookie: It's got a nice shape to it.
- Luke: Will you two stop talking about my butt?
- Lorelai: It's all positive.
- Luke: And in bad taste.
- Lorelai: We'll just talk about it after you leave.
- Luke: Which is now, because I'm done.
- Lorelai: Are those people waiting for a bellman?
- Michel Gerard: No, they're waiting for a unicorn to sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman. But there's only one because we had to lay off the others. And a maid called in sick, so not only am I dealing with answering phones and checking people in and out, but I'm going to have to do turn down service and carry people's bags to their rooms and...
- Lorelai: You're going to a bad place. Now just take a breath and go to a good place.
- Michel Gerard: Plus, I had to run home and play with my Chow puppies because the Chow book said they need love and stimulation or else they'll murder you later on. And Pau-Pau had fallen in her water bowl and was soaking wet so I had to blow dry her and...
- Lorelai: Okay, the nice place!