Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai: Hey, is Jackson in the house? Let me hear you say ehh!
- Jackson Belleville: [half asleep] Ehh.
- Lorelai: A new toy!
- Rory: Shameless...
- Lorelai: Do you know how much pressure I felt? Do you? All last week, I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest!
- Rory: A giant man?
- Lorelai: And his giant brother.
- Rory: Did they have names?
- Lorelai: Clem and Clem. Same names. Which did not reflect well on the imagination of their mothers.
- Rory: Mother.
- Lorelai: Mothers. There were two Clems.
- Rory: Yeah, 'cause they were brothers.
- Lorelai: Yes, so they had mothers.
- Rory: You're drawing me into your drunken world.
- Lorelai: It's not a bad place to be, my friend.