David Huddleston credited as playing...
Mayor Harry Porter
- [at a town meeting, about the Battle of Stars Hollow re-enactment]
- Lorelai: Where's Luke?
- [Rory spots him a few seats ahead of them]
- Rory: There.
- Mayor Harry Porter: Patty will be circulating a sign-up sheet for those of you who would like to participate in the re-enactment of the aforesaid battle.
- Rory: [watching Luke] He's turning red.
- Mayor Harry Porter: All right. "It was a frigid November night some 224 years ago..."
- Lorelai: [watching Luke] He's shifting in his seat!
- Mayor Harry Porter: "... Stars Hollow Militia stood in wait for the redcoats."
- Rory: He's adjusting the cap.
- Lorelai: *gasp* Ooh!
- Mayor Harry Porter: "Tired and hungry, 12 proud men took their positions in the town square."
- Lorelai: He's fighting the urge, he's fighting the urge!
- Mayor Harry Porter: "... and imminent death in their valiant efforts..."
- Luke: [bursting out] Oh for God's sake, do we have to go through this every damn year?
- Lorelai: Yes!
- Rory: And the urge wins by a long shot.