Sean Gunn credited as playing...
Kirk Gleason
- Lorelai: [Lorelai is sitting in Luke's empty diner. Kirk enters] Oh, hey, Kirk.
- [Kirk stands beside Lorelai's table]
- Lorelai: Something wrong?
- Kirk Gleason: I wanted to sit there.
- Lorelai: Seriously?
- Kirk Gleason: Of course seriously. Why do you think I'm here this early? I wanted to get that table.
- Lorelai: Every single other table in here is empty.
- Kirk Gleason: Except the one I want.
- Lorelai: [sighs, getting up to move] Fine.
- Kirk Gleason: You have to understand that on days when Lulu is working, I have very little in my life.
- Lorelai: I know, Kirk.
- Kirk Gleason: This table is a small thing, but it makes me happy. It gives me a sense of power over my life, a little control in a world where very little is controllable.
- Lorelai: Kirk.
- Kirk Gleason: What?
- Lorelai: I moved. Your table's free.
- Kirk Gleason: Oh. Well... thanks.
- Lorelai: You're welcome.
- Kirk Gleason: [noticing the new spot] Boy, the light over here is excellent.