Alexis Bledel credited as playing...
Rory Gilmore
- Rory Gilmore: Hey Sookie, look.
- Sookie St. James: [gasps] Oh, my goodness. You're a movie star! I'm serious. At some point tonight, walk down a flight of stairs. Movie stars always walk down staircases.
- Emily: [Lorelai and Emily continuously fight over Rory and Dean being out all night, which leads to them figuring out who's been the worse mom] You're gonna lose her. You're gonna lose her just like I lost you.
- Lorelai: I'm not gonna lose her, do you hear me? Even if I had gotten pregnant, you still would've lost me. I had nothing in the house. I had no life. I had no air. You strangled me. I do not strangle Rory.
- Emily: Oh, you're so perfect and I was so horrible. I'd put you in good schools. I gave you the best of everything. I made sure you had the finest opportunities. And I am so tired of hearing about how you were suffocated and I was so controlling. Well, if I was so controlling, why can I control you running around getting you pregnant and throwing your life away.
- Lorelai: Get out.
- Emily: What?
- Lorelai: [Rory arrives home coming in the door and overhears the argument] You will not come in to my house and tell me I threw my life away! Look around, Mom. This is a life! It'll look unfamiliar to you but it's a life. And if I hadn't gotten pregnant, I wouldn't have Rory.
- Emily: You know that's not what I meant.
- Lorelai: Maybe I was some horrible and controllable child, like you say, but Rory is a good kid. She's smart and careful and I trust her and she's gonna be fine. And if you can't accept or believe that, then I don't want you in this house!
- Rory Gilmore: [Lorelai prepares the coffee pot as Emily barges out of the house] Mom, thank you for saying all this...
- Lorelai: What were you thinking? Staying out all night, are you insane?
- Rory Gilmore: I'm sorry. It was an accident.
- Lorelai: You're talking to the queen of staying out all night. I invented the concept. This is no accident. You can't do this, period.
- Rory Gilmore: Nothing happened.
- Lorelai: Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up with my mother here and find out that you never came home?
- Rory Gilmore: So all this is about Grandma being here?
- Lorelai: No, it's about the feeling of a complete terror when your kid isn't in her bed in the morning?
- Rory Gilmore: [desperately] I'm sorry.
- Lorelai: And it's about a whole different kind of terror when you find out that she spent the night with some guy!
- Rory Gilmore: I didn't spend the night with him. We fell asleep.
- Lorelai: You're going on the pill.
- Rory Gilmore: What?
- Lorelai: You are not getting pregnant!
- Rory Gilmore: I'm not sleeping with Dean!
- Lorelai: Damn it!
- Rory Gilmore: What ever happened to all the stuff you said Grandma? What ever happened to trusting me? Where did all that go?
- Lorelai: I think it's back on Patty's yoga mats.
- Rory Gilmore: This is crap! You know I didn't do anything! You know this was an accident! You're just mad because I screwed up and did it in front of Grandma and she nailed you for it. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I screwed up and I'm sorry that you got yelled at, but I didn't do anything, and you know it!
- [slams her bedroom door. Lorelai sits down crying]