Alexis Bledel credited as playing...
Rory Gilmore
- Zack Van Gerbig: No true rock 'n' roller goes to college!
- Rory Gilmore: Mick Jagger went to the London School of Economics.
- Zack Van Gerbig: What?
- Rory Gilmore: Yeah, and, uh, Dexter Holland of The Offspring got his PhD in molecular biology at USC. Greg Ginn of Black Flag graduated from UCLA. The guy from Bad Religion got his masters in geology from UCLA, and he's working on his PhD in evolutionary biology at Cornell.
- Rory Gilmore: [visiting from Yale to find the house's new alarm blasting] I can't even believe there's a security company in Stars Hollow. Nothing ever happens here!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh that is not true. Plenty happens here.
- Rory Gilmore: Like what?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Like, people now break into your houses and install alarm systems.
- Rory Gilmore: I heard about that.
- Lorelai Gilmore: And we have a new mail carrier.
- Rory Gilmore: We do?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yeah. So now, if you want to get your mail, you have to go see Miss Patty.
- Rory Gilmore: Why?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Cause that's where he brings it. He brings Babette's mail to Andrew, Norma's mail to the deli, and Taylor still hasn't found his mail, which I have to admit is kinda fun.
- Rory Gilmore: I rescind my previous statement. This place is hopping.