Sean Gunn credited as playing...
Kirk Gleason
- Lorelai Gilmore: Kirk, please, what can we do right now? The alarm is just so loud.
- Kirk Gleason: Yeah, that's my fault too. I asked Jimmy to really crank it up.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, he did.
- Kirk Gleason: If you're gonna have an alarm, you need it loud. You don't want some crazed knife-wielding gunman at your throat, and the neighbors are going, like, "Is that a fan? Did I leave the water running?" You want them to know, hey, that's an alarm.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Your imaginary attacker has a knife *and* a gun?
- Kirk Gleason: And a really dirty tank top.