Scott Patterson credited as playing...
Luke Danes
- Luke Danes: There is no fate.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What do you mean there is no fate! Of course there is fate!
- Luke Danes: There is no fate, there is no destiny, there is no luck. Astrology is ridiculous. Tarot cards tell you nothing, you cannot read a palm, tea leaves make tea and nothing else. Jim Morrison is not hanging out with Elvis. And the Kennedys did not kill Marilyn.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I totally knew you were gonna say that.
- Luke Danes: I came over here, my fault.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I read your mind! It spoke to me! We're psychic!
- Luke Danes: Enjoy the fries.