Kelly Bishop credited as playing...
Emily Gilmore
- Emily: You are impossible to reach.
- Lorelai: Well there's no messages on the machine, Mom.
- Emily: I don't leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine I'd talk to my VCR. Where were you?
- Lorelai: At a wake.
- Emily: A what?
- Lorelai: A wake... a funeral.
- Emily: A funeral? Whose?
- Lorelai: It was for the neighbors'...
- [Rory tries signal Lorelai not to say it]
- Lorelai: - cat.
- [Emily is silent]
- Lorelai: Mom?
- Emily: Hold on. I'm looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
- Lorelai: I just wanted to be honest with you, Mom. Silly me.