Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Lorelai Gilmore: Jason, this is my daughter, Rory. Rory, Jason.
- Rory Gilmore: Right, Scooper!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Digger.
- Rory Gilmore: Sorry, Digger.
- Jason Stiles: It's nice to meet you. And I don't really go by Digger anymore.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What is it, P. Digger now?
- Emily Gilmore: One of them, a married man, had a long conversation with, how shall I put this delicately? A woman of less than reputable nature.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Hmm... do hookers charge to let you talk to them?
- Rory Gilmore: Depends on what they're doing when they're talking to you.
- Jason Stiles: Hey, did you get any flowers lately?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Uh, several times. Apparantly I have a secret admirer.
- Jason Stiles: I signed all the cards "Jason".
- Lorelai Gilmore: I thought it was Jason Priestley!
- Jason Stiles: You're disappointed.
- Lorelai Gilmore: No, I just wish I hadn't slept with Jason Priestley.
- Bruce: Did you talk baby talk to Davey?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes.
- Bruce: Every second, Davey's brain is hard wiring for life, baby talk can retard list language acquisition rate, is that what you want?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Definitely not, I want him fully tarded.