Todd Lowe credited as playing...
Zack Van Gerbig
- Zach: [the band are talking about new replacement, Gil] Right here.
- [points to his eyes]
- Zach: He's got some lines. That blows my mind.
- Brian Fuller: What is he, late thirties?
- Zach: Approaching forty.
- Lane Kim: Forty?
- Brian Fuller: He was alive before man walked on the moon.
- Zach: Don't do that, man. You're freaking me out.
- Lane Kim: Let's not be over-dramatic, guys. I mean, he is an incredible guitarist.
- Zach: He's had a lot of time to practice.
- Brian Fuller: And the bicentennial - he was alive for that.
- Lane Kim: This is the best we've sounded since Dave, and he's really...
- Zach: Elderly.
- Lane Kim: Excited.
- Brian Fuller: He was our age when we were born.
- Lane Kim: He thinks we're great.
- Brian Fuller: There were no CD's when he was born.
- Zach: Stop it, man. I mean it.
- Lane Kim: Maybe there's a way to offset his oldness. Put a hat on him. Dress him up like Angus Young in AC/DC - that schoolboy outfit.
- Brian Fuller: He could have seen AC/DC with their original lead singer.
- Zach: And 1980 is when that guy choked on his own vomit. That's old.
- Lane Kim: You want to stop the audition?
- Brian Fuller: We shouldn't be rude.
- Lane Kim: Good.
- Zach: Fine, we'll keep going, but remember, any new member has to be approved by all of us. So one vote against, and he's back at bingo.
- Zach: [debating whether or not Gil should become a member of the band] Bottom line: Dude rocks, but dude's too old.