Lauren Graham credited as playing...
Lorelai Gilmore
- Emily Gilmore: That's a pretty color. What is that?
- Lorelai Gilmore: It's called Vicious Trollop.
- Emily Gilmore: Oh, stop it.
- [Lorelai holds up the lipstick tube for Emily's inspection]
- Emily Gilmore: Now why would you name a lipstick something like that?
- Lorelai Gilmore: 'Cause Dirty Whore was taken?
- Emily Gilmore: You frighten me.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Wanna try some?
- Emily Gilmore: No, thank you!
- Lorelai Gilmore: Come on, Mom, try it.
- Emily Gilmore: It won't look good on me.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Sure it will!
- Emily Gilmore: Well, all right. But if I look ridiculous...
- Lorelai Gilmore: I'll be the first one to point it out.
- [chanting]
- Lorelai Gilmore: You're a Vicious Trollop, you're a Vicious Trollop...
- Emily Gilmore: Lorelai.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Sorry.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
- Emily Gilmore: So?
- Lorelai Gilmore: A couple's massage is for a COUPLE, not a couple of people.
- Emily Gilmore: We intend to leave here completely different people.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
- Emily Gilmore: Why can't we have what you and Rory have?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Rory and I are different, Mom.
- Emily Gilmore: We're mother and daughter. You're mother and daughter. It shouldn't be different.
- Lorelai Gilmore: It's completely different. It couldn't be more different.
- Emily Gilmore: But why?
- Lorelai Gilmore: I grew up in a different environment.
- Emily Gilmore: You mean an oppressive environment.
- Lorelai Gilmore: No, Mom, I mean a different environment. And plus, I was so young when I had Rory.
- Emily Gilmore: So because I waited until I was grown and married I can't have a relationship with my daughter?
- Lorelai Gilmore: No.
- Emily Gilmore: Well, then why?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Rory and I are best friends, Mom. We're best friends first and mother and daughter second. And you and I are mother and daughter always.