Sean Gunn credited as playing...
Kirk Gleason
- Kirk Gleason: One day it occurred to me - cows never wrinkle.
- Michel Gerard: Mm-hmmm.
- Kirk Gleason: Think about it, have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "that's weird."
- Michel Gerard: Yes, that and other things.
- Kirk Gleason: So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans. And finally, I discovered the secret, the secret of the cows.
- Lorelai Gilmore: [just entering] Michel, could you... Hi, Kirk.
- Michel Gerard: Oh good, just in time. Kirk is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
- Lorelai Gilmore: You mean other than one's a cow?
- Kirk Gleason: Lorelai, good. Have you used the cream yet?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Uh, not yet, Kirk.
- Kirk Gleason: Good, there's been a little problem.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What kind of problem?
- Kirk Gleason: Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use, the cream develops some weird reactions to light... and air... and movement.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Are you serious?
- Kirk Gleason: Don't worry, it's just a small kink. It'll all be worked out soon.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn.
- Kirk Gleason: Well, get rid of it.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Kirk.
- Kirk Gleason: Uh, but don't throw it in the trash. Apparently, that would be an EPA violation.
- Lorelai Gilmore: What am I supposed to do with the stuff?
- Kirk Gleason: Shooting it into space is about all I've got now.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Kirk!
- Kirk Gleason: I'll pick up the cases tomorrow.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Thank you.