Kathy Burke credited as playing...
Linda
- Linda: What's it like having a knob?
- Tom: It's great!
- Linda: Gets you something to look at when you're bored.
- Tom: It's bloody fantastic actually!
- Linda: It's quite nice having a patty really.
- Tom: My mum used to call mine my tail.
- Linda: It's a bit confusing innit? No wonder you get pleasure round the back.