Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Oh, boy, it is hell out there. It must be 103 and the mall is impossible.
- Sophia Petrillo: Did you get something for the grandchildren?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Oh, please. You know Robbie wants a Batman hat. I went to six different stores, they were all sold out. I finally went to one store where they had one hat left, and another woman saw it. Ugh, I cannot believe a person would push a perfect stranger out of the way, step on her hand, and give her an elbow to the forehead, just for a Batman hat . . .but I did it anyway!
- Blanche: [discussing Christmas cuisine] Sophia, larks aren't eating birds, they're singing birds.
- Sophia Petrillo: They don't sing long in Sicily.
- Father Avery: That should do it. All the food's gone.
- Sophia Petrillo: Except the fruitcake. I don't get it, there's more here now than when we started.
- Sophia Petrillo: [to Dorothy] Your brother Phil, God rest his brain, sends the stupidest gifts, what kind of present is dental floss?
- Rose: Well it's waxed and it's minty.
- Sophia Petrillo: [tosses it to Rose] Here, go floss yourself.
- Blanche: Well that's all of the presents, except for the ones we know are fruitcakes.
- Sophia Petrillo: Wait a minute, what about the one Blanche hid behind the couch?
- Rose: Oh my present for you!
- [picks it up and gives it to Blanche]
- Rose: I can't wait to see the look on your face.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [grinning] Neither can I.
- Blanche: [opens the present hesitantly, surprised] Rose! It's a beautiful blouse.
- Rose: I hope you like it. Dorothy said you'd want something crotchless.