Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Blanche Devereaux: I don't care about anything anymore, life has no meaning.
- Sophia Petrillo: So, who's for popcorn?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma I said I was sorry.
- Sophia Petrillo: The least you can do when we're gonna see a movie is say it's a foreign film.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: What is the big deal?
- Sophia Petrillo: I had to stand in front of the screen just to read the subtitles and all that running back and forth to complete a sentence almost killed me!
- Sophia Petrillo: [Scene missing from DVD releases] Hey, where's my microwave popcorn?
- Rose Nylund: We gave it away. Since Blanche got her pacemaker the doctor says we can't use the microwave.
- Sophia Petrillo: But I love that popcorn!
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, if we use the microwave, Blanche could die.
- Sophia Petrillo: Same thing with Cup O'Noodles?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: We're not going to use it, Ma. As a matter of fact, tomorrow the people from Goodwill are coming to pick it up.
- Sophia Petrillo: But I love this microwave. I'm 83 years old, do you want me to spend what little time I have left waiting for a baked potato?
- [Later after Blanche leaves the room]
- Sophia Petrillo: For this we're giving up Cheez Whiz nachos?
- Blanche Devereaux: [the heart doctor asks Blanche to wear a Holter Monitor] He wants to match the heartbeats that this records to my activities, so for the next 24 hours, I have to write down everything I do.
- Sophia Petrillo: And you're not embarrassed to have him read that smut?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Blanche's doctor wants her to go back to the hospital for more tests.
- Rose Nylund: It makes sense, just to be on the safe side.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Oh, well, of course it does. What kind of doctor would he be if he didn't want to check out everything.
- Blanche Devereaux: [very nervous] Yeah, well, if it makes him happy. If everything's as bad as he thinks it is, he wants to put a pacemaker in me.
- Sophia Petrillo: Everybody's got a nickname for it.
- Rose Nylund: You know what I do when I get nervous?
- Sophia Petrillo: Yeah, you toss your cookies.
- Rose Nylund: Besides that, I sing, a lullaby my mother taught me.