Bea Arthur credited as playing...
Dorothy Zbornak
- Blanche: Ooh... I've got goosebumps. Mel'll be here any minute.
- Dorothy: Honey, why are you so jumpy? You've been out with Mel a thousand times.
- Blanche: I know but now there's more at stake - everything's changed. It's all new and exciting. In many ways I... I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin.
- Sophia: You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?
- Blanche: Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?
- Sophia: I'm just saying you're lucky Jack & Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip columb.
- Dorothy: Ma!
- Sophia: Hold it, Pussycat. I'm on a roll.
- Blanche: I'm sorry, Sophia. But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Mel and I were maent to be together.
- Sophia: I wish I could say the same for your thighs.
- Sophia: God, I'm hot tonight!
- Blanche: I'm not gonna stand for this.
- Sophia: Take it, Dorothy.
- Dorothy: But I'll bet you'll lie down for it.
- Sophia: Well, that was just plain rude.
- Blanche: Some people just don't know when to quit.