Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [as Sophia is starting a new job] Ma, I think this'll be good for you. Mr Porter seems like a nice man. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun there.
- Sophia Petrillo: And don't forget the money. I haven't had a paycheck since 1942. And then I blew it all on war bonds.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Well at least you got it back.
- Sophia Petrillo: No, Italian war bonds. I fell for their slick advertising campaign: Buy Italian war bonds. The quickest, surest, Fascist way to double your money. Well, let's go.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, you want to make a good impression? Matching shoes.
- Sophia Petrillo: They should match my purse?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: No, they should match each other.
- Sophia Petrillo: [in a sly twinkle-eyed response to one of the elderly residents' asking her where the "junk food" was for their impromptu party] I've got a great idea for free pizza! Let's call up one of those guaranteed 30-minute pizza places, and we'll tell 'em that we're a bunch of college kids. Then, when they knock, one of us grandmothers will answer the door and say, "What took you so long?"
- [everyone laughs]
- Sophia Petrillo: [in response to one of the other elderly residents' telling her how good it is to have her back again] Well, it's good to BE back. They may not have wanted an activities director here, but they've GOT one! So come on - - let's get **active**.
- [clicks on a portable boombox with a tape of dance-music, then turns amicably to an elderly Black gentleman in a wheelchair who's sitting a few feet away]
- Sophia Petrillo: Mr. Lewis, would you like to dance?
- [He shrugs agreeably, so Sophia puts a hand on his shoulder and grips the wheelchair's arm in her other hand, then slowly waltzes them around in a small area, while the man just sits still and blithely goes along for the ride]
- Sophia Petrillo: Oh, I can see that you've had LESSONS.
- Mr. Porter: [hearing the commotion of the impromptu elders' party and hurriedly showing up in the room with a shocked disgusted expression] Oh, for cryin' out loud - - what's in tarnation's going on here?
- Sophia Petrillo: [in an innocent but determined tone] Seniors' dance night, Mr. Porter... care to join us?
- Mr. Porter: [giving a unimpressed impatient wincing wheeze and waving his arm to halt the festivities] Okay, come on - - party's over. Everybody back to bed!
- Mr. Lewis: [in a pleased, slightly dreamy tone] I danced tonight - - first time in 27 years!
- Sophia Petrillo: [staring at Mr. Lewis with a slightly startled expression] Why, Mr. Lewis - - you can SPEAK! How come you've never spoken before?
- Mr. Lewis: [grinning broadly] Nobody was LISTENING - - not until YOU got here.
- Mr. Porter: [sulkily] I'VE been here - - you could have spoken to ME.
- Mr. Lewis: [twisting his mouth in disgusted revulsion] Well, ah dohn LIKE **you**...!
- Sophia Petrillo: Don't you SEE, Mr. Porter? You're not LISTENING to these people - - I mean, you ignore their thoughts and feelings, and you make them feel old.
- [turning to address Dorothy, who has been standing by during this conversation]
- Sophia Petrillo: And Pussycat, you make me feel old, too - - you treat me like I'm not capable of making my own choices.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [gently but fervently] Well, Ma - - I did it because I CARE about you! I was afraid of losing you if I didn't look after your well-being.
- Sophia Petrillo: [understandingly but a little pointedly] I know that. But Pussycat, give me air. I know that you love me, but perhaps we can **both** start making decisions about me - - **together**.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [putting her arm around Sophia and hugging her close] We will, Ma.