Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Sophia Petrillo: Leap year, full moon, the curse!
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Come on Ma, it's the 90s. Call it what it is: our monthly visitor.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [hearing about their village witch] What "village"? I was born in Brooklyn.
- Sophia Petrillo: Here's a newsflash, witches can fly.
- Sophia Petrillo: I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse.
- Blanche Devereaux: So why don't you kiss Rose and get it over with?
- Sophia Petrillo: Technically Rose isn't a fool, she's a simpleton.
- Blanche Devereaux: What's the difference?
- Sophia Petrillo: How can I explain it... Fools read Dear Abby, simpletons read Ann Landers. It's a fine line.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: You invited 15 men and no women.
- Blanche Devereaux: Dorothy I know what you're thinking, but Rose and Sophia will be here, you'll have somebody to talk to.
- Sophia Petrillo: No fair, I had to talk to her the last time.