Bea Arthur credited as playing...
Dorothy Zbornak
- Dorothy Zbornak: Then I stood up at the podium and I said 'my name is Dorothy and I have a gambling problem'. When I left Gamblers' Anonymous 15 years ago I thought I'd never have to say those words again.
- Rose Nylund: Let's hope this time they can cure you.
- Dorothy Zbornak: You're never really cured, you just have to learn to just take one day at a time.
- Rose Nylund: Well of course you have to take one day at a time Dorothy, if you took them two at a time you'd be constantly changing your underwear.
- Sophia Petrillo: Go ahead, stand up and say 'my name is Rose and I'm an idiot'.
- Dorothy Zbornak: Rose, I need money, fast, and I'm up to my limit at the automated teller.
- Rose Nylund: Is this about the phone call you just received?
- Dorothy Zbornak: The phone call? Yes, it was the paper boy, I forgot to pay him last week.
- Rose Nylund: How much do you need?
- Dorothy Zbornak: $250.
- Rose Nylund: Isn't that a lot of money for the paper boy?
- Dorothy Zbornak: Rose, the truth is that I need the money so my mother can have an operation.
- Rose Nylund: Oh my God, Sophia needs surgery?
- Dorothy Zbornak: Not really surgery, she's just going to get her face done.
- Rose Nylund: How's she getting it done?
- Dorothy Zbornak: South Western, Rose!