Bea Arthur credited as playing...
Dorothy Zbornak
- Blanche Devereaux: [after Dorothy violently pounds on the stall she's trapped in] Dorothy, you do that one more time and I'm going to write on the wall "For a good time, call Dorothy Zbornak".
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: [laughs] Blanche, this is the ladies' room.
- Blanche Devereaux: RIGHT!
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, will you hand me the newspaper?
- [Sophia sits on it]
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Next time I'll ask you to hand me the candlesticks.
- Blanche Devereaux: [trapped in a bathroom stall] Dorothy Zbornak, let me out of here!
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: There's only one way out, Blanche, and I don't think you can hold your breath that long.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Look at the way Blanche is nuzzling up to him! I'm not going to take this lying down.
- Sophia Petrillo: I don't think you're gonna be invited.