Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- [a priest is at the door, but Dorothy thinks he's answering her ad in the personals]
- Dorothy Zbornak: I don't believe this! I'm gonna call the COPS if you don't get out of here *right now*, you SICK PERVERT!
- Sophia Petrillo: Hi, Father Rossi. Here's the canned goods for the needy.
- Dorothy Zbornak: [to Father Rossi] Oh, my God. I am so very sorry. I promise I'll say "Hail Mary's" until Madonna gets a hit movie.