Anne Francis credited as playing...
Trudy
- Trudy McMann: Dorothy Zbornak, this is the most underhanded, sneaky practical joke anyone's ever played and I have just one thing to say: boy, have I missed you!
- Trudy McMann: [just found her husband in bed with Dorothy] What kind of person jumps into bed with her dearest friend's husband?
- Blanche Devereaux: Not necessarily a bad person. Sometimes circumstances... oh, you were talking to her.
- Trudy McMann: Come on, it was just a practical joke like we did in high school.
- Blanche Devereaux: Some of the things we did in high school aren't necessarily appropriate when we're adults, like staying out all night, carousing around, dating every other man you meet...
- Blanche Devereaux: [suddenly dawns on her] I'm losing credibility here, aren't I?
- Trudy McMann: [reminiscing about their long history of playing practical jokes on each other, conversation turns to Dorothy's loss to Trudy for class treasurer in High School] I admired you after that loss, Dorothy. You just picked up the pieces and went on, just like you did after Stanley ran off with that stewardess. Boy, I envy you your gumption.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: And I your breast implants.
- Blanche Devereaux: This may not be my place, but you two hardly sound like old friends.
- Trudy McMann: Blanche is right. We should be more positive. Dorothy, you look wonderful.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Awww. The left one turned out nice.
- Rose Nylund: [scolding] Dorothy...
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Oh, come on, Rose, I'm just kidding. They're both practically the same size. How 'bout giving me a hand in the kitchen.
- Jack McMann: Were they like that in High School, Mrs Petrillo?
- Sophia Petrillo: Oh, no, her breasts were actually a lot smaller back then.