Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Blanche Devereaux: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
- Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
- Blanche Devereaux: There must be homosexuals who date women?
- Sophia Petrillo: Yeah, they're called lesbians.
- Rose Nylund: Oh!... Well, what's a policeman doing bringing fares from the airport? I know! I bet you do undercover work!
- Sophia Petrillo: And I'll bet he does it damn well.
- Dorothy: Heh, heh, heh. You'll have to excuse my mother. She, uh, survived a slight stroke which left her, if I can be frank, a complete burden.
- Sophia Petrillo: [on the telephone] Hello? Frank's Flowers? Hey, Frank, Sophia Petrillo here. Listen, I decided the price you quoted me on those centerpieces is too high, so I thought maybe we could make a deal. Now, my daughter is single. What do you mean, 'Is she easy'? You're talkin' about my flesh and blood. Forty percent off? Ohhhh, you bet she's easy!