Bea Arthur credited as playing...
Dorothy Zbornak
- Dennis: Mother Dororthy...
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Don't call me Mother Dorothy, I hate it when you call me Mother Dorothy - I feel like I should be handing out rice on the streets of Calcutta.
- Sophia Petrillo: [Dorothy's son-in-law has been unfaithful, and Dorothy's daughter Kate wants to take him back] I'm telling you Dorothy, this isn't your business. Just stay out of it!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I can't just stay out of it, Ma!
- Sophia Petrillo: Then you'll lose Kate, and someday Stan's going to call you up and tell you you've got a grandchild you're never gonna see.