Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Dorothy: Ma what's the matter?
- Sophia Petrillo: Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.
- Dorothy: I'm so sorry, what happened?
- Sophia Petrillo: She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico. She was 88!
- Rose: Well it's great that she was able to work right up till the end.
- Dorothy: ...And if you see Max, I don't want you making another scene - like you did at the funeral!
- Sophia Petrillo: Scene? What scene? It's not my fault the klutz tripped over my foot and nearly fell into an open grave!
- Dorothy: You didn't have to yell 'start shovelling boys!' as he tried to get up.
- Rose: Don't you have to be a virgin to wear white?
- Sophia Petrillo: Please! The last time I was a virgin, the Louisiana Purchase was in escrow!
- Dorothy: [Dorothy has just discovered Sophia and Max in bed together] Ma, what is going on here?
- Sophia Petrillo: Afterglow.