Rue McClanahan credited as playing...
- Caterer: This is more moving than Susan Hayward's climatic speech in I Want To Live!
- Blanche: You're ready to fly right out of here, aren't you?
- Caterer: Well excuse me for living, Anita Bryant!
- Blanche: You know what I always hate doing after a party?
- Rose: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?
- Blanche: [offended] Cleanin' up the dirty dishes! You twit.
- Blanche: [having kicked Dorothy out of the Elvis club] Well I... I hope you're not too upset over this, Dorothy.
- Dorothy: ...I've just been thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis-fan-club... I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life... I mean there must be a support group for people like me.
- Blanche: But before we adjourn our secretary has a real special surprise. A Genuine Elvis artifact.
- Rose: It's a partially eaten pork chop.
- Dorothy: This has to be a fake, I mean, Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop.
- [laughs]
- Blanche: Dorothy, you're outta the club.
