Betty White credited as playing...
- Blanche: You know what I always hate doing after a party?
- Rose: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?
- Blanche: [offended] Cleanin' up the dirty dishes! You twit.
- Rose: ...I was always kind of the Gypsy of the family - the rebel! I wanted to see the world - that's why, after High School, I went to St. Gustaf University to study Latin.
- Dorothy: I didn't know you studied Latin?
- Rose: First in my class!
- [smugly]
- Rose: Ororthy Day!
- Dorothy: Ma what's the matter?
- Sophia Petrillo: Esther Weinstock is dead. We grew up together, she was my best friend.
- Dorothy: I'm so sorry, what happened?
- Sophia Petrillo: She was fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico. She was 88!
- Rose: Well it's great that she was able to work right up till the end.
- Blanche: But before we adjourn our secretary has a real special surprise. A Genuine Elvis artifact.
- Rose: It's a partially eaten pork chop.
- Dorothy: This has to be a fake, I mean, Elvis would never have left this much meat on a pork chop.
- [laughs]
- Blanche: Dorothy, you're outta the club.
- Rose: Don't you have to be a virgin to wear white?
- Sophia Petrillo: Please! The last time I was a virgin, the Louisiana Purchase was in escrow!
