Estelle Getty credited as playing...
Sophia Petrillo
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Ma, you're not allowed to drive.
- Sophia Petrillo: Why not?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Because you drive like Mr. Magoo!
- Blanche: [after a long talk about her late husband George, with his brother Jamie over dinner] It made me realize why, from the time I laid eyes on him 'til the day he died, there was never, never another man in my life.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Oh, Blanche, you? You were never tempted.
- Blanche: Never.
- Sophia Petrillo: Didn't you have your milk delivered?
- Rose Nylund: [the girls are discussing Blanche's notion of marrying her late husband's brother, Jamie] I remember back in St Olaf, when Inge Engstrand married her late husband's brother, Lars, and the whole town was shocked. 'Course, that could have been because at the time Inge was on trial for her late husband's dismemberment.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: It was probably a factor.
- Rose Nylund: The trial went on for months. Attorneys' fees cost her an arm and a leg.
- Sophia Petrillo: [impatiently] Rose, get to the part where they steal the brain out of the dead body and sew it into your head.
- Rose Nylund: So anyway, she got a suspended sentence.
- Sophia Petrillo: [incredulous] They let her go?
- Rose Nylund: No, they hanged her.
- Sophia Petrillo: Do you know how embarrassing it is to drive a car with a bumper sticker that says 'So many men - So little time'?