Janet Jackson credited as playing...
Millicent 'Penny' Gordon
- Millicent 'Penny' Gordon: Surprise! I'm back!
- Michael Evans: What happened to Mrs. Carpenter?
- Millicent 'Penny' Gordon: I ditched her.
- Michael Evans: How?
- Millicent 'Penny' Gordon: Easy. When we were in the elevator I pressed the B button for basement, then I scooted out right before the doors closed. Mrs. Carpenter, she's a nice lady, but I don't want to go to a new home, I want to stay right here with you, J.J.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Penny, I can't take care of you.
- Millicent 'Penny' Gordon: I know, you're a lover, not a mother, but Willona, if you wouldn't mind having me, I'd love to stay with you.
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: [When J.J. shows Penny his imitation of a fly getting sprayed with Black Flag] Spray can...
- [turns his head and hisses like a can spraying]
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: Fly...
- [walks around the apartment flapping his arms]
- James 'J.J.' Evans, Jr.: [sings] Zo what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day... I've got...
- [coughs and hacks and falls on the couch convulsing and kicking]
- Millicent 'Penny' Gordon: That was great, J.J. Die again!