Nicholas Lyndhurst credited as playing...
Gary
- [first lines]
- Hazel: Good evening, sir, I wonder if you could spare a minute.
- Gary: Ah no, don't tell me; you're an unemployed young person who's decided to get on their bike and you're here to give me the opportunity of buying a genuine, Jurassic Park, solid plastic tax disc holder for the bargain price of...
- Hazel: Ah no, I'm collecting for charity. I put a plastic bag and a card through your door yesterday to say we'd be round collecting unwanted clothes, yeah?
- Gary: Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, sorted some out for you.
- [offers the suit he wears back to 1940]
- Gary: Here you go.
- Hazel: I said charity, not the Victoria and Albert Museum.
- Yvonne: Gary, the last time you went to see England play you spent the rest of the month scouring the Yellow Pages for a hitman to assassinate Graham Taylor.
- Gary: Yvonne, you don't understand. Hating the manager and despising his team selection is one of the only pleasures left in supporting England.